would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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