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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
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