Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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