let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
