The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Do vagina's smell?
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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