How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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