physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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