so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
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