As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
The beer is more important than you right now.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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