he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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