what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
that may or may not have been my penis.
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