gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I can tuck mytits in my pants
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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