PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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