i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I had to cum in my sink.
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