when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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