last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
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