i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
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sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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