we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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