He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Found your dick twin last night
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Randomize
