It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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