question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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