I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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