So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
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What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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