i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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