It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Randomize
