The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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