Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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