i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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