they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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