chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
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