ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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