He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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