i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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