And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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