Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
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its like you know when i get waxed
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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