That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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