shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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