The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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