...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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