Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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