hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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