Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
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