the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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