She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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