i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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