she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
She bit a glass in half.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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