feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
Randomize
