About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
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