loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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