He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize