I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Randomize
