He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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