And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Randomize
