absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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