I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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